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Matthew Beck

Matthew Beck

Anchorage, Alaska
Dunbar: How Do We Do the Impeachment Plz?

Dunbar: How Do We Do the Impeachment Plz?

Carol Beecher decides who's a "real" candidate. Legislative Legal Services has been quietly researching who gets to stay a real director.
Matthew Beck 05 Aug 2026
Pearl Creek Charter Punts to Fall 2027 and Blames Everybody But Themselves

Pearl Creek Charter Punts to Fall 2027 and Blames Everybody But Themselves

Multiple courtroom losses, a funding threat, and somehow this is the school district's fault.
Matthew Beck 04 Aug 2026
Anchorage Youth Vote on the Ropes

Anchorage Youth Vote on the Ropes

This one isn't funny - it's serious, and the next generation of voters needs our support.
Matthew Beck 01 Aug 2026
Judy Eledge to Replace Josh Church as Bronson's Running Mate

Judy Eledge to Replace Josh Church as Bronson's Running Mate

Relax, it's satire.
Matthew Beck 31 Jul 2026
Wasilla Republican Arrested for Threatening to Off a Michigan Mayor

Wasilla Republican Indicted for Threatening to Off a Michigan Mayor

Nobody should pretend this is some isolated Valley weirdo who materialized out of nowhere.
Matthew Beck 28 Jul 2026
Division of Elections Discovers Who Requested the Purge List. It Was the Division of Elections.

New: Joint Statement Shows the Purge List Started at Beecher's Own Desk

All we know for certain is that between Thursday and Friday, somebody in the Lieutenant Governor’s office decided the two agencies needed to stop shooting at each other in public.
Matthew Beck 27 Jul 2026
Undemocratic Elections Director Carol Beecher's Big Voter Purge!

Undemocratic Elections Director Carol Beecher's Big Voter Purge!

A fifteen-fold spike in citizenship flags, an elections director who says she's not completely sure why, and a DMV memo proving her office ordered the whole thing. Welcome to the final season of Dunleavy's Alaska!
Matthew Beck 24 Jul 2026

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